Thursday, 1 March 2012

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

Testing 1, 2, 3...?



Yup, there you go. The most epic thing anyone has ever seen in their lives.

The ultimate superhero movie that will make you shit bricks until your underwear rips.

Every Marvel fan boy's fantasy wet dream...and fan girls all over are clamouring to save their exploding ovaries.

I'm actually crying so hard inside over the sheer perfection of that little bitch called Loki, in all of his Asgardian pirate glory. It's going to be interesting to see what Thor has to go through throughout the movie, what with his brother being the bitchiest villain of all time. Seriously, Loki, what the hell is your problem? So what if Odin adopted you? You should be grateful he didn't make you a slave or something. He treated you like his own SON. Geez.

Also, Cap's readjustment to the world is going to be an emo burst of flavour, I mean, look at his depressed little form. All the people he has ever known is dead and he only has the punching bag for company.

I don't know if I can handle all of those feels in the cinema.

The movie opens in 2-D and glorious 3-D on April 27 in Malaysia and...other dates in other countries.

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